Calling Out Crunch99

[Jibba]

Ok. Time to have a little fun with one of the local morons. Crunch99 likes to make accusations that he is too much of a coward to back up. Here is just a limited part of the discussion from the Gyno thread.

See, it's irrational responses like this that has me convinced that you're not who you say you are. How is it "theft" is it wasn't his to begin with? Go look up the meaning of "referral bonus."

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I've made several valid points which you continue to avoid like the plague. I've posed the same questions to real lawyers and they answered without a beat. I guess you must have trouble with them because they weren't covered on any Alley McBeal episode.

The article posted on Lawyers.com is a "stupid internet article"? I've actually got my current lawyer as a referral from that site. You sound like a Republican who dismisses a website rather than challenge the information, because they can't disupte it. A real lawyer can easily look up past case files, why don't you do the same.... as soon as you pass the bar.

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Backed off? Well, let me reinterate.... YOU'RE NOT A LAWYER. I hope that clears up any misunderstandings.

You're an idiot. Gyno agreed to pay. They made a verbal fucking contract at the least, and probably a written one with the emails. Cpu then had an interest in the money that was given to Gyno. Gyno then didn't pay. Stop fighting his battles or get a fucking room.

And you've lost the right to question who I am after showing yourself for the complete coward that you are by refusing to agree to my offer. Judging by your character though, I can't imagine you would have lived up to your end.

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You are an utter moron. You have not made a single valid point. You've merely shown yourself for the mentally impotent, morally deficient buffoon that you are. And now you're lying through your teeth.

The article is a worthless rag. Go and find me a case and stop talking about what your friends say.

Now grow a sac and agree to the deal you blubbering coward. Your petty insults may work down at the fucking arcade, but they only make you look like a p**sy behind a computer to everyone in this thread.

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Wah fuckin' wah. Cry me a river Mr. Sensitive. Man up and agree to my offer you fucking coward.

Ok, so throughout this conversation I've offerred to prove myself to him. But for a price. I told him that I would prove that I am a lawyer admitted to the bar of Massachusetts, but he has to put something on the line. The most obvious choice, since his reputation is absolute shit after encouraging Gyno not to pay his debts, was the Rx. So the offer is official. Crunch99, you gutless coward hiding behind your computer. I will prove my identity to a trusted third party (preferably a staff member), and when that happens, you go back to being a worthless lurker permanantly. I have no issues with you, as I've stated all along, but I won't put up with your childish antics when they are so easy to smack down. Grow a fucking sac you coward. You want to run around talking shit about people? You want to claim that I am not who I say I am? Then man the fuck up and accept the offer. <!-- / message -->

 

[Jibba]

BTW, this is the comment that started it all:

Well, I think you should just keep the money because he tarnished your Rx rep, which I'd say is worth at least $100 in punitive damages. So you guys are EVEN as far as I'm concerned.

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Just keep the money and put it to good use.... if you feel bad, just donate it to an animal shelter or something. This guy deserves exactly 0¢.

Discussion starts here. Crunch99 has also accused CollegeFan of being my ghost, which is odd because I think he's been here longer, has more posts (?), and is well respected IMO. I told him I would prove that was just another pathetic attempt to make people forget what a scumbag he is. Hope you all enjoy the show.

 

[crunch99]

Wow, when I told this nutjob to "defend your Rx life" I didn't know he'd actually do it. Hahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahha!

For a "lawyer" he sure has a lot of time on his hands.....

A "lawyer" that gambles online (isn't it illegal?)....
A "lawyer" that posts here 24/7.....
A "lawyer" that is ignorant about the laws....
A "lawyer" that doesn't know Lawyers.com is the #1 referral site for lawyers....
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... COULD IT BE.........
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[MrCleo]

you two need to sign up for a Boxing match in PornoPaul's thread...

 

[Jibba]

Crunch. I have made the offer. If you are too much of a chicken shit to accept, then you should probably keep your pathetic mouth shut. I could give two shits about your sorry ass. I could give two shits about any reputation. But it's too much fun humiliating you for talking shit and for being a filthy scumbag who encourages theft.

Deal or no deal?

 

[LarryTalbot]

you two need to sign up for a Boxing match in PornoPaul's thread...

Yea, so they can exchange their cited rebuttals within a boxing ring. hno:

 

[Jibba]

Nah ... I just want to embarass the guy. If you're going to run around making claims that someone is 100% not who he claims to be, then you need to have the balls to stand up when confronted with the truth. Crunch just doesn't have the balls to admit he was wrong.

 

[crunch99]

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[Jibba]

Fucking coward. Don't talk shit if you don't have the balls to back it up you blubbering moron.

 

[crunch99]

Alright attention whore, since you're hellbent on "proving" that you're a "lawyer" and not the pretend one that I know you are....

Provide the following:

YOUR FULL NAME
LICENSE #
LAW FIRM YOU WORK FOR
CASES YOU HAVE PERSONALLY LITIGATED

You can ask a mod for my email.

 

[Jibba]

Alright attention whore, since you're hellbent on "proving" that you're a "lawyer" and not the pretend one that I know you are....

Provide the following:

YOUR FULL NAME
LICENSE #
LAW FIRM YOU WORK FOR
CASES YOU HAVE PERSONALLY LITIGATED

You can ask a mod for my email.

I'm not emailing you anything. The deal is that I prove I am a lawyer to a third party, who will report back yes or no. I will provide nothing more than evidence that I am admitted to the bar of Massachusetts. Nobody is finding out where I work, especially not a scumbag like you.

And if you knew anything about the law, you'd know that the majority of lawyers don't litigate. That is one small area of the legal world, along with appellate work, document preparation, etc.

So you did agree to the deal right? This is going to be fun . . .

 

[Hookandcrook+]

Alright attention whore, since you're hellbent on "proving" that you're a "lawyer" and not the pretend one that I know you are....

Provide the following:

YOUR FULL NAME
LICENSE #
LAW FIRM YOU WORK FOR
CASES YOU HAVE PERSONALLY LITIGATED

You can ask a mod for my email.

You forgot to get his credit card number too.

 

[crunch99]

I'm not emailing you anything. The deal is that I prove I am a lawyer to a third party, who will report back yes or no. I will provide nothing more than evidence that I am admitted to the bar of Massachusetts. Nobody is finding out where I work, especially not a scumbag like you.

And if you knew anything about the law, you'd know that the majority of lawyers don't litigate. That is one small area of the legal world, along with appellate work, document preparation, etc.

So you did agree to the deal right? This is going to be fun . . .

So you're a "lawyer" that never litigates.... so you're basically a clerk/secretary. hahahahahahahahahhaha!</p>
I'm not leaving the fate on my Rx future in the hands of people I don't know or trust. I accepted your "challenge" and now you're backpeddling... who's the chicken shit now?


PROVIDE THE INFO SO YOU CAN END THIS ATTENTION WHORING ONCE AND FOR ALL.

 

[Jibba]

You forgot to get his credit card number too.

:missingte Seriously. He's already fessed up to having no morals. Deal all along has been that I prove I'm a lawyer and that I would do so to a third party. All I need is some little kid calling my work. We already know how much he likes to talk shit from places where nobody can get him.

 

[Jibba]

I'm not leaving the fate on my Rx future in the hands of people I don't know or trust. I accepted your "challenge" and now you're backpeddling... who's the chicken shit now?

You're a pathetic coward. I'm so glad that I outed you for the scumbag piece of shit you are. :lol:

 

[crunch99]

Gee, what other stipulation would you like.... "College Fan" as the 3rd party that will vouch for your lies. Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!

I'm through with this attention whore.... EITHER PUT UP OR SHUT UP. Or just keep moonwalking like Michael Jackson.


"Lawyer" my ass. He's a damn clerk/secretary.Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha!

 

[Jibba]

Gee, what other stipulation would you like.... "College Fan" as the 3rd party that will vouch for your lies. Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!

No coward. A staff member. You're a member of their site so I imagine you wouldn't call them liars. But I guess if a person's got no character or morals . . .

I'm through with this attention whore

You've been exposed. If you'd like to be through looking like a coward, then so be it. See you in the baseball forum moron.

 

[crunch99]

Send the info liar.... ask a mod for my email. I'll be waiting.

Lawyer that doesn't litigate? That's called a clerk/secretary. Hahahahahahahahahaahhaahha!

 

[WVU]

You guys sound exactly like each other. Must be long lost brothers.

I am pretty sure a mod has better things to do than to referee this challenge. i say post your credentials right here where it will be safe and sound in the rubber room.

lol

 

[GameBreaker]

This is some gay ass shit.

jibba, why the hell does this get you so angry? Seems to me you're looking for a reason to prove you're an attorney.

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